Birds, Ferris Bueller, Traffic, Your Basement, Celebrities, A Weekend in Asheville, NC, Bath Towels, Intriged?
Sad to say, it starts with birds. And not Alfred Hitchcock birds. That’s too cool and cinematically interesting.
Rather, just the average birds in your yard. At first you notice a red bird or a blue bird and think, “well, isn’t that pretty.”
As the aging takes hold, you don’t even need it to be a brightly colored rare bird. Those blah looking ones will do.
One of the strongest signs of the Aging Apocalypse is when you become consumed with all things traffic related.
You finally understand why your parents packed up in the middle of fireworks display you waited all evening…nay…all day,
to watch. They knew that there would be no getting out of that parking lot.
So, you did what most kids did in the 70s did, you watched the finale from the inside of the car vowing you’d never,
ever be like your stupid uptight parents.
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