Get the man some aloe vera stat! Just like many of us from Washington State it turns out Chris Pratt doesn’t tan… he rusts.
— Page Six (@PageSix) June 29, 2019
After my last tropical vacation I took a picture too! In an extreme closeup you couldn’t tell the difference between my face and the surface of Mars. I try to sunscreen… SPF 50 has to be re-applied every 5.7 seconds to be effective. Then instead of awkwardly asking my wife to slather it on my back, cause I’m a dude and can do it myself (ha, ha, ha… I’m so dumb). I have a perfectly rectangular lobster mark for weeks that I eventually have to scratch with a hair brush.
Remember the sunscreen this holiday week. We get past tomorrow and it’s gonna be one for the books!