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Are These The 8 Best (WORST) Pickup Lines?

These are REALLY painful! People on Reddit are sharing their best (or worst) pickup lines, and voting on the best ones. Do these actually work?!?!?


1. “Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I’m having trouble understanding your terms and you aren’t showing any interest.”

2. “Do you have a raisin? No? How about a date?”

3. “Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me I should take you out.”

4. “Girl, I put the STD in ‘stud,’ all I need is ‘u.’”

5. “Are you a beaver? Because DAM.”

6. “I think you dropped something.” “What?” “Your standards.”

7. Carry a bunch of limes, walk up to a woman, and drop them. As you start getting them off the floor, say, “Can you help me? I’m really bad at pick up limes.”

8. “I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.”


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