United Press is reporting a woman in Michigan is being terrorized by a wild turkey, attacking her when she goes outside.
It wanders into her yard every morning, stays for about twelve hours, then goes back to the nearby woods. In the meantime, 69 year old Edna Geisler is afraid to go out of her house!
Here's a short video from the Detroit Free Press:
She actually gets up and out an hour before the bird shows up just to run her errands.
UPI quotes her as saying; "Every time I eat turkey I smile," she said. "I'd like to do that to him." Uhh, why not, Edna?
DNR folks in Michigan suggest she chase him off with her umbrella until he gets the hint.
Funny story! What would you suggest Edna do?