Monday Word Play

My friend Jerry Hyland was kind enough to forward more nutty definitions:

1.  ARBITRATOR:  A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
2.  AVOIDABLE:  What a bullfighter tries to do.
3.  BERNADETTE:  The act of torching a mortgage.
4.  BURGLARIZE:  What a crook sees with.                        
5.  CONTROL:  A short, ugly inmate                      
6.  COUNTERFEITERS:  Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.                        
7.  ECLIPSE:  What an English barber does for a living.                         
8.  EYEDROPPER:  A clumsy ophthalmologist.                         
9.  HEROES:  What a guy in a boat does.                         
10.  LEFTBANK:  What the robber did when his bag was full of money.                         
11.  MISTY:  How golfers create divots.                         
12.  PARADOX:  Two  physicians!                         
13.  PARISITE:  What you see from the top of the EiffeTower.                         
14.  PHARMACIST:  A helper on the farm.                         
15.  POLARIZE:  What penguins see with.                         
16.  PRIMATE:  Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!                         
17.  RELIEF:  What trees do in the spring.                        
18.  RUBBERNECK:  What you do to relax your wife.                         
19.  SELFISH:  What the owner of a seafood store does.                       
20.  SUDAFED:  Brought litigation against a government official!