ZAGAT says 10 most annoying Coffee WARM-ing Trends

 

We've got the results of a new Zagat survey here on the 10 most annoying coffee “WARM-ing Trends”. While it might just be faster to say, "Everything annoys everyone" . . . let's dig into the results, all of which just scream "FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS."

 

#10.) Blonde roast. It's too weak for hardcore coffee drinkers.

 

#9.) Latte foam art. People don't like the foam on their coffee shaped to look like a leaf or a teddy bear or whatever.

 

#8.) High prices.

 

#7.) People who take coffee drinking so seriously it's a religious experience.

 

#6.) Dark roast. Earlier on the list, people didn't like the light roast . . . and they also don't like the burnt roast either.

 

#5.) Super-expensive home coffee machines.

 

#4.) Extra-fattening coffee drinks.

 

#3.) "Gourmet" coffee made out of coffee beans pulled from animal feces.

 

#2.) Pretentious descriptions of coffee.

 

#1.) Baristas who are snobs. Clearly the people who would respond to a survey like this only respect coffee DRINKERS who are snobs.