We've got the results of a new Zagat survey here on the 10 most annoying coffee “WARM-ing Trends”. While it might just be faster to say, "Everything annoys everyone" . . . let's dig into the results, all of which just scream "FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS."
#10.) Blonde roast. It's too weak for hardcore coffee drinkers.
#9.) Latte foam art. People don't like the foam on their coffee shaped to look like a leaf or a teddy bear or whatever.
#8.) High prices.
#7.) People who take coffee drinking so seriously it's a religious experience.
#6.) Dark roast. Earlier on the list, people didn't like the light roast . . . and they also don't like the burnt roast either.
#5.) Super-expensive home coffee machines.
#4.) Extra-fattening coffee drinks.
#3.) "Gourmet" coffee made out of coffee beans pulled from animal feces.
#2.) Pretentious descriptions of coffee.
#1.) Baristas who are snobs. Clearly the people who would respond to a survey like this only respect coffee DRINKERS who are snobs.